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Editorial Mascot - Alfie
Alfie recommends: paws over this one—a delightfully criminous comedy by FMAM’s former Managing Editor-turned-Editorial Consultant, the amazing Earl Staggs.

Officer Patti Johnson had the perp cornered in the ladies room but got the surprise of her life when she found out who he was.

 

Christmas THE NEVER-USED PROM DRESS
Earl Staggs

Officer Patti Johnson peeked around the corner and down the corridor leading to the restrooms. “Are you sure he went in the ladies’ room?”

One step behind her, the Pizza Hut manager, a heavy-set older man, pressed his back against the wall and replied in a nervous whisper.

“Yes. He ran past me and straight into the ladies’ room. I thought it was kind of strange. What did he do?”

“He robbed the hardware store down the street. The owner ran out after him and saw him duck in here.”

“Is...is he dangerous?”

“The store owner said he was armed. I want you to get everyone out of here as quickly as you can. Then wait outside. I called for backup. Send them in when they get here.”
If they ever get here, she thought. She knew her fellow officers — all four of them — were busy with a big pileup out on the Interstate. She was on her own.

Patti waited until the manager cleared the place, then crept along the narrow corridor with her service revolver held tightly in both hands. She stopped beside the door marked “Ladies,” reached over with her left hand and...

Illustration by Gin E.L. Fenton (GinELF)
Illustration Copyright © Gin E.L. Fenton (GinELF)

 


Bob is the author of a a novel; a book of short stories about Peter B. Bruck, Private Investigator; a short novel in an Eppie-award winning mystery anthology, and an award-winning stage play. He ghost-wrote medical books and medical journal articles before going straight.



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